
Worst Race of the Year, Runner Up
Worst Race of the Year Runner Up: MEAN GREEN MACHINE vs. ORANGE CRUSH (Second Night) Sometimes things happen and teams are forced to race 3 on 4. Such was the case in Second Night’s race between Mean Green Machines (3) and Orange Crush (4). However, what separated this race from the majority of other 3...

The Pink Floyd Award
The Pink Floyd Award: (TWO WAY TIE) MEAN GREEN MACHINE’S RYAN DECKER and RECKONING’S “SPEEDY” STEVE VOLLBRECHT Getting an opponent’s car up on (Pink Floyd’s) the wall is one of the harder things to do in the demos. In order to do so, you have to go against both the laws of physics and gravity. ...

The Busiest Driver Award
The Busiest Driver Award: ORANGE CRUSH’S PETE RYAN Technically, if you want to go by the sheer numbers, this should have gone to either Chris McGuire, Steve Gursky Jr. or Brian Anderson, all of Reckoning, who raced in 14 races this year; Orange Crush’s Pete Ryan only managed 10 or 11. However, it’s the nature...

The Antsy in his Pantsy Award
The Antsy in his Pantsy Award: Damage, Inc.’s Dave “Repo” Swan Here’s a trivia question for you: what percentage of Damage, Inc’s races featured Dave “Repo” Swan getting out of his car during the middle of the race? Half of them. Damage, Inc raced six races this year and in three of them, Swan got...

The Most Battered Driver Award
The Most Battered Driver Award: RECKONING’S “SPEEDY” STEVE VOLLBRECHT Matt Wilson’s mother might have an issue with this recipient of this award, but Reckoning’s “Speedy” Steve Vollbrecht (unfortunately) truly earned it. As most people remember, Wilson was sawed out of his car and carted off to the hospital in the middle of the Damage Inc....

The Tpyo Award
The Tpyo Award: Stranglehold’s Bill McMahon, er, Bill McMahen, uh, I mean Bill McMahan, no, um, Bill Mcmahen. Whatever. There’s an old joke that I still find amusing. What word is always spelled wrong? ‘Wrong’. Well, in the TDA, there’s a similar situation that isn’t exactly a joke. What driver’s name is always spelled wrong?...

The “Least Drivers” Award
Least Drivers: (tie) RECKONING and FULL THROTTLE On the other side of the driver turnover spectrum from Damage, Inc. were Reckoning and Full Throttle. Full Throttle swapped out Andy Fleischman for Levi Turnbaugh after First Night and then used its Turnbaugh, Ron Johnston, Jay VanAllen and Pete Milette Jr. lineup for the rest of the...

The “Most Drivers” Award
The Most Drivers: DAMAGE, INC On the teamdemos.com web-site, Damage, Inc. is listed as having 8 different drivers race for them this year, a number that ties them with Seek-N-Destroy for most drivers (there are 9 names listed for Damage, Inc., but Matt Wilson is listed twice). However, that doesn’t paint the full and complete...

2011 Season in Review
The TDA off-season is upon us. Sure, it could technically be argued that this happened two months ago, but the beauty of the TDA is that there is effectively an outro to the season. The last race was in late September, but there were still final team get togethers, retirement celebrations and the unenviable task...

Welcome to Behind the Destruction
I have spent the last seven years as a fan of the Team Demolition Association (TDA) and the last two writing about it. In 2010, I followed Reckoning throughout their season for a year-in-the-life book, The Year of Reckoning, that I am current pitching to publishers. In 2011, interested in staying involved with the league,...

Inside the Statistics (October 11, 2011)
I like statistics. I love reading how Vegas computes its NFL lines, enjoy pouring over the weekend box office totals each Monday morning and, while I hate watching baseball, am fascinated by the myriad stats that are now available to fans. In the latter case, it’s not simply OPS and WHIP, but FIP, WAR and...